Horoscopes (Silly)
CapricornLucky number: 67Lucky color: cat vomitLove: You are going to find love in a hopeless place (the pyramid’s massage chairs in front of the dollorama)Money: You are going to find 25 cents on the floor and start crying in joy. General: Have you been feeling it? It changed, didn’t it? You have been trying to convince yourself that it has always been there, but you know deep inside that you just woke up one morning and felt it inside your skin. Does it move? Can you even sometimes hear it move? You would like it to go away, wouldn’t you?…
